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08 February 1979 @ 02:11 pm
 
Work is dull, as per usual, but it’s especially dull after a weekend full of drunken carousing. Unfortunately, none of my esteemed customers are content to let me wallow in these doldrums properly. They all insist on loitering around the counter and boring me with Quidditch talk. I now loathe Quidditch fans even more, which I honestly didn’t think was possible. My own capacity for complete and utter revulsion is a constant surprise.

I also didn’t realise that Quidditch supplies could be trussed up for Valentines Day. Rest assured, though, they can. Actually, the whole Alley is looking appropriately tarty. It’s as if an army of fourteen-year-old girls swept in during the night and vomited pink streamers and cheap heart cutouts everywhere. There is an overabundance of cheap chocolate, though, which is tolerable (that reminds me, I ought to send Patty some so she doesn’t end up feeling depressed).

Lastly, my flatmate left for Aruba this morning. I don’t know why (it’s a bloody mystery, actually. What the fuck do matronly old witches need in Aruba?) but I do know that I will be spreading out my star charts tonight and no one will be around to whinge about it. Ha ha.
 
 
 
mundungus h fletcherdunged on September 8th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC)
so you have extra room in your flat
Marlene McKinnon: sarcasm is imminent.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 09:39 pm (UTC)
No, no, no. A thousand times, no.
mundungus h fletcher: i don't fucking caredunged on September 8th, 2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
I just came into a lot of fucking money, McKinnon, a LOT of fucking MONEY so there's extra everything to go around...all I ask in return is food and bed and maybe a grope yeah?
Marlene McKinnon: sarcasm is imminent.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)
Are you peddling organs, now?
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 8th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
once upon a time but never again, well not never maybe just not for a while, it's a shady fucking business, love
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Caradoc Trefor Aled Hefin Dearbornsteadied on September 8th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
I didn't know you didn't have a place to stay!
mundungus h fletcher: you looking to buy?dunged on September 9th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
yeah! poor Dung, he's all by his fucking lonesome living off cobwebs and rats and being stalked by fucking death eaters and sleeping under copies of the prophet and dying of fucking what do you call it, the big word for when you just get too fucking cold, but yeah that's how fucking glamourous my life is, I try not to cry too much over it but what can you do eh
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Sybill Trelawney: 'tis a rare giftespying on September 9th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC)
Try being more charitable to others, the Sun is in the Eleventh House after all so there's no better time for giving, friendship and good times! Not to mention, we'll roll over onto House Pisces soon enough and everyone and their mum know how crap Pisces is.
mundungus h fletcher: i don't fucking caredunged on September 9th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
oi I'm one of them
Sybill Trelawney: what about the perm?espying on September 9th, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
Just because you're born in the House doesn't mean you're a crap person because I think your tops! It's just a rather gloomy time because the Twelfth House is about loneliness, traumatic childhoods and imprisonment.
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 9th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
oh okay well I'm really fucking glad you think I'm tops

SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Sybill Trelawney: who put this here?espying on September 9th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
Well, I don't think it's all true! Maybe you're a Pisces in Mars? They're said to be good lovers or so I hear.
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Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
I'm a Gemini!! What does it say about me??
Sybill Trelawney: an object of envyespying on September 9th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
Oh, the Third House is about trivial, everyday matters and neighbours.
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
Does it say anything about being ridiculously talented and beautiful? Or imminent fame??
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Marlene McKinnon: cleans up well.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
I think giving up my couch to Dung counts as being pretty damn charitable.
mundungus h fletcher: i don't fucking caredunged on September 9th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
speaking of I'm fucking hungry where are you
Marlene McKinnon: marlene watches from the wall.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
I'm in the kitchen with my charts. You know where the pantries are.
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Sybill Trelawney: who put this here?espying on September 9th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
This is also the ascending House so try and keep the charity-giving up because it'll give you lots of good fortune later!
Marlene McKinnon: a rarity.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:28 am (UTC)
Well, thank god for small favours.
Fabian Prewett: need a haircut. bad.fabium on September 10th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
Star charts?
Marlene McKinnon: marlene watches from the wall.anticlaw on September 10th, 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
Astronomy. It's a passing interest, although my kitchen window isn't as conducive to study as the tower was. Or necking, but that's beside the point.
Fabian Prewett: slightly smiley.fabium on September 10th, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)
Why astronomy?

Just asking because of all the hobbies a 20 something living in the middle of London right now could adopt, astronomy is up there among the least likely!
Marlene McKinnon: a rarity.anticlaw on September 10th, 2007 02:13 am (UTC)
Why not astronomy?

In all honesty, there's no real reason. I just figured that if I'm going to be up at all hours of the night, I might as well be taking some notes.
Fabian Prewett: straight ahead to the new frontier!fabium on September 10th, 2007 02:17 am (UTC)
Light pollution?

And don't you sleep?
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