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08 February 1979 @ 02:11 pm
 
Work is dull, as per usual, but it’s especially dull after a weekend full of drunken carousing. Unfortunately, none of my esteemed customers are content to let me wallow in these doldrums properly. They all insist on loitering around the counter and boring me with Quidditch talk. I now loathe Quidditch fans even more, which I honestly didn’t think was possible. My own capacity for complete and utter revulsion is a constant surprise.

I also didn’t realise that Quidditch supplies could be trussed up for Valentines Day. Rest assured, though, they can. Actually, the whole Alley is looking appropriately tarty. It’s as if an army of fourteen-year-old girls swept in during the night and vomited pink streamers and cheap heart cutouts everywhere. There is an overabundance of cheap chocolate, though, which is tolerable (that reminds me, I ought to send Patty some so she doesn’t end up feeling depressed).

Lastly, my flatmate left for Aruba this morning. I don’t know why (it’s a bloody mystery, actually. What the fuck do matronly old witches need in Aruba?) but I do know that I will be spreading out my star charts tonight and no one will be around to whinge about it. Ha ha.
 
 
 
Marlene McKinnon: caught off guard.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
Shite.
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 8th, 2007 11:08 pm (UTC)
shite what, jesus fuck I'd never harvest your organs...unless it was your heart
Marlene McKinnon: caught off guard.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
I just can't believe you actually

Oh, that was just bad.
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 8th, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
or your tits, either way
Marlene McKinnon: sarcasm is imminent.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
I don't think tits count as organs, Fletcher.
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 8th, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
I'm the fucking expert on the subject, love

hey so your flat
Marlene McKinnon: cleans up well.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
Do you really think I'm going to let you come and camp out in my flatmate's room? She fucking embroiders things. I doubt you could even survive in there.
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 8th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
why hello miss twat it doesn't have to be her room, I'm fucking short I fit under tables, on couches, and I'm sure you have a room too
Marlene McKinnon: oh damn.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
Oh, bugger it.

How long do you need a couch?
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 8th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
oh you are the most lovely bird to ever cross my path, there is much in fucking store for tonight, also does your flatmate collect anything

rest of my fucking life, how long's your saggy friend gone for
Marlene McKinnon: marlene watches from the wall.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:47 pm (UTC)
No, and THERE ARE RULES. If you don't follow them I will kick your arse, or enlist someone else to kick your arse. Either way, you're getting your arse kicked.

A week.
(no subject) - dunged on September 8th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 8th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
look I'm not a gay sleep humper like Fagian, Bones even told me once that I'm rather fucking snuggly, like a teddy even
Marlene McKinnon: sarcasm is imminent.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
Stop now before I vomit. You're not staying in my bed.
mundungus h fletcher: i don't fucking caredunged on September 8th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
we'll see
Marlene McKinnon: caught off guard.anticlaw on September 8th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
I CAN STILL CHANGE MY MIND.
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