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08 February 1979 @ 02:11 pm
 
Work is dull, as per usual, but it’s especially dull after a weekend full of drunken carousing. Unfortunately, none of my esteemed customers are content to let me wallow in these doldrums properly. They all insist on loitering around the counter and boring me with Quidditch talk. I now loathe Quidditch fans even more, which I honestly didn’t think was possible. My own capacity for complete and utter revulsion is a constant surprise.

I also didn’t realise that Quidditch supplies could be trussed up for Valentines Day. Rest assured, though, they can. Actually, the whole Alley is looking appropriately tarty. It’s as if an army of fourteen-year-old girls swept in during the night and vomited pink streamers and cheap heart cutouts everywhere. There is an overabundance of cheap chocolate, though, which is tolerable (that reminds me, I ought to send Patty some so she doesn’t end up feeling depressed).

Lastly, my flatmate left for Aruba this morning. I don’t know why (it’s a bloody mystery, actually. What the fuck do matronly old witches need in Aruba?) but I do know that I will be spreading out my star charts tonight and no one will be around to whinge about it. Ha ha.
 
 
 
Sybill Trelawney: 'tis a rare giftespying on September 9th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC)
Try being more charitable to others, the Sun is in the Eleventh House after all so there's no better time for giving, friendship and good times! Not to mention, we'll roll over onto House Pisces soon enough and everyone and their mum know how crap Pisces is.
mundungus h fletcher: i don't fucking caredunged on September 9th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
oi I'm one of them
Sybill Trelawney: what about the perm?espying on September 9th, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
Just because you're born in the House doesn't mean you're a crap person because I think your tops! It's just a rather gloomy time because the Twelfth House is about loneliness, traumatic childhoods and imprisonment.
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 9th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
oh okay well I'm really fucking glad you think I'm tops

SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Sybill Trelawney: who put this here?espying on September 9th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
Well, I don't think it's all true! Maybe you're a Pisces in Mars? They're said to be good lovers or so I hear.
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 9th, 2007 04:11 am (UTC)
then I am the biggest fucking pisces in mars you've ever met, love
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
I'm a Gemini!! What does it say about me??
Sybill Trelawney: an object of envyespying on September 9th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
Oh, the Third House is about trivial, everyday matters and neighbours.
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
Does it say anything about being ridiculously talented and beautiful? Or imminent fame??
Sybill Trelawney: 'tis a rare giftespying on September 9th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
That's the Tenth House, I'm afraid!
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
Oh, well. Perhaps I should move!!
Sybill Trelawney: a grim visionespying on September 9th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
It doesn't work like that! Your birth date is a unique and set point in time and, if you did move it by the slightest fraction of a second, you would be an entirely different soul.
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:25 am (UTC)
AND WHAT A TRAGEDY THAT WOULD BE!! Perish the thought, plum.
Sybill Trelawney: unfogging my brainespying on September 9th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
On second thought, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea?
Marlene McKinnon: cleans up well.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
I think giving up my couch to Dung counts as being pretty damn charitable.
mundungus h fletcher: i don't fucking caredunged on September 9th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
speaking of I'm fucking hungry where are you
Marlene McKinnon: marlene watches from the wall.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
I'm in the kitchen with my charts. You know where the pantries are.
mundungus h fletcher: you're too fucking closedunged on September 9th, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)
but it's so comfortable here mmmmm
Marlene McKinnon: caught off guard.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:31 am (UTC)
Where the hell are you?
mundungus h fletcher: holding the good shitdunged on September 9th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)
not on your bed I'm fucking not COME FIND ME
Marlene McKinnon: caught off guard.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:33 am (UTC)
YOU MANGEY LITTLE TOERAG IF YOU'RE ANYWHERE NEAR THAT ROOM I WILL END YOU!
mundungus h fletcher: i don't fucking caredunged on September 9th, 2007 04:35 am (UTC)
okay okay jesus fucking shite I'll get my own fucking food, has anyone ever told you you're pretty when you're mad
Marlene McKinnon: caught off guard.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:36 am (UTC)
I CAN'T

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIT UNDER THERE?
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Sybill Trelawney: who put this here?espying on September 9th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
This is also the ascending House so try and keep the charity-giving up because it'll give you lots of good fortune later!
Marlene McKinnon: a rarity.anticlaw on September 9th, 2007 04:28 am (UTC)
Well, thank god for small favours.