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08 February 1979 @ 02:11 pm
Work is dull, as per usual, but it’s especially dull after a weekend full of drunken carousing. Unfortunately, none of my esteemed customers are content to let me wallow in these doldrums properly. They all insist on loitering around the counter and boring me with Quidditch talk. I now loathe Quidditch fans even more, which I honestly didn’t think was possible. My own capacity for complete and utter revulsion is a constant surprise.

I also didn’t realise that Quidditch supplies could be trussed up for Valentines Day. Rest assured, though, they can. Actually, the whole Alley is looking appropriately tarty. It’s as if an army of fourteen-year-old girls swept in during the night and vomited pink streamers and cheap heart cutouts everywhere. There is an overabundance of cheap chocolate, though, which is tolerable (that reminds me, I ought to send Patty some so she doesn’t end up feeling depressed).

Lastly, my flatmate left for Aruba this morning. I don’t know why (it’s a bloody mystery, actually. What the fuck do matronly old witches need in Aruba?) but I do know that I will be spreading out my star charts tonight and no one will be around to whinge about it. Ha ha.
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
I'm a Gemini!! What does it say about me??
Sybill Trelawney: an object of envyespying on September 9th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
Oh, the Third House is about trivial, everyday matters and neighbours.
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
Does it say anything about being ridiculously talented and beautiful? Or imminent fame??
Sybill Trelawney: 'tis a rare giftespying on September 9th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
That's the Tenth House, I'm afraid!
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
Oh, well. Perhaps I should move!!
Sybill Trelawney: a grim visionespying on September 9th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
It doesn't work like that! Your birth date is a unique and set point in time and, if you did move it by the slightest fraction of a second, you would be an entirely different soul.
Gilderoy Lockhart!!obsidere on September 9th, 2007 04:25 am (UTC)
AND WHAT A TRAGEDY THAT WOULD BE!! Perish the thought, plum.
Sybill Trelawney: unfogging my brainespying on September 9th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
On second thought, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea?